Where to Buy

Really, I’m just happy you’re here. But if you insist on buying a copy of HOW TO FEED YOUR PARENTS, I recommend you walk into a nearby bookstore and interact with other actual humans who can also recommend other amazing books for you to read.

Want to order online? Here’s where to find it for sale:

Barnes & Noble


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